You say Justin Bieber-I say Aaliyah
You say Skrillex-I say Whitney
You say Adele-I say Kurt Cobain
You say Lady Gaga-I say Lady Gaga in four years
You say Tearist-I say Per Yngve ‘Dead’ Ohlin
You say Kanye-I say Lisa Lopes’ solo career and also Biggie.

98% of teenagers continue to listen to living artists. If you are part of the 2% that believe the opinions of the living are void and worthless and that only the dead should be allowed to speak and grace our ears with wisdom from the next plane, share this with your friends or Klaus Nomi’s ghost will come into your room tonight and use a razor to make tiny incisions around the rim of your butthole.

GG: