February 2012
I woke up today and I couldn’t move my head anymore. After going to the doctor I’m  I’m lying in bed now with a suspensory bandage and painkillers. Apparently giving an extended blowjob can be really dangerous.
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“Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.”
– Sylvia Plath
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I break the nose of T if I’ll ever see him again. Just saying.
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ListenBjörk - Declare Independence
Feb 27th
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I lied during this whole date. Made up a fake personality/life. Pretended to think he’s funny & amazing. “Uh yeah, I love going out/Robert de Niro/beer”. Fuck, one day karma will strike back so hard.
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“The Artist is fucking winning every single award. How’s that happening? I think...”
– Seth Rogen at Spirit Awards
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“IF I WAS WENDY I WOULD N E V E R LEAVE PETER”
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